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#155 16:30 <@auntie> loudbot: be love 16:30 <+loudbot> YEA -- YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK HERE FOR THAT. 16:30 <@auntie> :'D #154 06:36 <+ik> I'm tired and it's early and I'm out of TP 06:36 <+ik> I'd best get to work so I can poop #153 10:05 <+auntie> man, I had a dream where like, there was a black girl somehow emotionally involved with me or something, and she was pissed at me... 10:05 <+peltkore> ...and then she raped you. 10:06 <+auntie> I can't remember why she was pissed, but I remember it being hard for me to comprehend and that it either had something to do with her being black or some other girl not being black or something 10:06 <+auntie> but then it got really weird 10:07 <+auntie> because the angry black girl turned into two, like, artificial robot hookers/love bots or something 10:07 <+auntie> futurama style 10:07 <+auntie> and they wouldn't stop hitting on me 10:07 <+auntie> and I think they were trying to get me to register them because they would force me to look at this website or some shit 10:08 <+auntie> and then one of them grabbed my testicles, but it felt like a cold hard machine and I had to run away :( 10:09 <+joeyk> lay off the lsd while watching japanime 10:09 <+auntie> but then the other one gave me a semi-creepy backrub as I was cowering in the corner 10:09 <+auntie> and then I woke up #152 10:57 <+peltkore> if traditional investing makes you feel icky, you could always start a business. then you could make money through sweat and tears. :-) 10:57 <+peltkore> oh, and blood. I forgot the blood. #151 11:35 <+JonathanD> done. 11:35 <+JonathanD> that was fun. 11:38 <+peltkore> eh? 11:38 <+tlp> he rode one of those coin-operated ponies at Walmart 11:41 <+peltkore> hahahaha 11:48 <+JonathanD> peltkore: I was just on floss weekly :) 11:56 <+tlp> way to make him jealous ;) 11:56 <+auntie> loudbot: be JonathanD 11:56 <+loudbot> <JonathanD> THATS THE WHOLE REASON I WENT TO THE STORE 11:56 <+auntie> L O L #150 14:25 <+A5c11Char5et> Hertfordshire university is pretty famous for AI research across Europe and Asia 14:25 <+linkd> I've barely heard of Hertfordshire as a locality! 14:25 <+linkd> Is that somewhere in China? 14:25 <+A5c11Char5et> pff, silly northerner ;p 14:25 <+linkd> Northerner? Don't get me confused with a native 14:25 <+linkd> I'm here for the money 14:25 <+A5c11Char5et> Hehe. 14:27 <+A5c11Char5et> Where are you from origionally ? 14:27 <+linkd> The Midlands which from the perspective of looking at England centrally is neither north nor south. It's the middle 14:28 <+A5c11Char5et> Where in the Midlands 14:30 <+linkd> Leicestershire but not far from the dead center of England 14:32 <+A5c11Char5et> Mmm 14:32 <+A5c11Char5et> I dunno, its dangerously close to the north huh ;p 14:32 <+linkd> dangerously close? it's recognised by geographers as the dead center. 14:32 <+linkd> Your southerners have a really skewed view of your country 14:33 <+linkd> Leeds is near the center of Britain at any rate, North England. 14:34 <+linkd> Probably because you spend more time on your Yachts and Horses playing polo that you never learn your geography properly! 14:34 <+linkd> :-P 14:34 <+A5c11Char5et> Pff 14:35 <+A5c11Char5et> If Manchester is considered the north 14:35 <+linkd> Manchester is the North of England yeah 14:35 <+A5c11Char5et> By what definition is an area as far north considered the midlands ? 14:35 <+A5c11Char5et> ;p 14:35 <+linkd> Nottingham 14:36 <+A5c11Char5et> Yeah ? 14:36 <+A5c11Char5et> Why exactly ? ;p 14:36 <+linkd> Geography says so 14:37 <+linkd> But that's not really relevant to whether or not I'm a northerner :P 14:37 <+linkd> I'm still at least an hour away from where the generally agreed upon north starts 14:39 <+linkd> God damn southerners. They all too often seem to think that the 'north' starts above Luton 14:39 <+linkd> Which is only a fifth or less of the height of this country 14:39 * linkd shakes his fist and grumbles 14:39 <+linkd> :-P 14:41 <+A5c11Char5et> I don't think the north starts at Luton 14:41 <+A5c11Char5et> ;p 14:41 <+A5c11Char5et> And you have to admit 14:41 <+A5c11Char5et> Saying an area as far north as a genuine northern city, is not the north 14:41 <+A5c11Char5et> Is kinda dumb 14:41 <+A5c11Char5et> ;p 14:42 <+linkd> It's easier to argue that Leicester or Nottingham is south than it is north 14:42 <+A5c11Char5et> Thats not the point 14:42 <+linkd> I beg to differ 14:42 <+A5c11Char5et> Manchester is north and Nottingham isn't makes as much sense as saying Chedder is cheese and Edam isn't 14:42 <+A5c11Char5et> ;p 14:42 <+linkd> Actually I wiki'd it and Leeds is south of the center of Britain 14:43 <+linkd> A5c11Char5et: huh? 14:43 <+linkd> A5c11Char5et: from your narrow perspective in the far south with geography text books 14:43 <+linkd> but from a more central view on this country, absolutely not 14:43 <+linkd> *without geography~ 14:44 <+auntie> A5c11Char5et: how's the rain? 14:44 <+A5c11Char5et> Which is further from the equator, Nottingham or Manchester ? 14:44 <+linkd> I tend to also consider Manchester to be the North but the midlands are the midlands #149 11:05 * ka0tic touches peltkore's boob 11:06 * peltkore touches ka0tic 's vagoo 11:06 <@ka0tic> :O 11:07 <@ka0tic> SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! 11:07 <@loudbot> IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE CALLED ME THE VALIANT BOOBIE BOY 11:07 <@peltkore> HAHA 11:07 <@ka0tic> lol #148 08:26 <+auntieNeo> :||| 09:12 <+auntieNeo> kind of... tired 09:14 * peltkore pours auntieNeo a cup of coffee.... 09:31 <+auntieNeo> MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME IT'S O-S-C-A-R MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME IT'S M-E-Y-E-R I EAT MY BOLOGNA EVERY DAY AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY I'LL SAY 'CAUSE OSCAR MEYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A 09:31 <+loudbot> WHO ARE YOU AND WHY IS MY UNDERWEAR CRUMPLED UP ON YOUR BACK SEAT 09:34 <+peltkore> HEHE @ auntieNeo 09:40 <+auntieNeo> MEIN BRATWURST HAS A FIRST NAME IT'S F-R-I-T-Z MEIN BRATWURST HAS A SECOND NAME IT'S S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N 09:40 <+auntieNeo> loudbot: *kick* 09:40 <+loudbot> auntieNeo: I'M RAPING THOSE GIRLS JUST LIKE BRIAN WILSON DID 09:41 <+peltkore> HAHA!! #147 19:06 -!- Tman [n=Tman@unaffiliated/tman] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 19:07 <+impulse> Tmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! noooooooooooo!!!! *drops on his knees in the mud in the pouring rain on a texan ranch while crying* #146 12:24 <+ryanCH> "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES" 12:24 <+loudbot> OH MY GOD THE CURTAINS ARE ON FIRE 12:24 <+ryanCH> lol #145 18:15 <+peltkore> mmm. I love making recipes out of cans of this and that around the house. :P 18:15 <+ik> peltkore: time for grandma's own bleach and ravioli? 18:16 * Toes pictures peltkore chowing down on a pot of beans, cream of mushroom soup, and furniture polish |
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